Driver runs over gas station attendant for being a witch.
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/42639047.html
The man accused of running over a gas station attendant after refusing to pay for gas told investigators he was trying to rush away from the woman because he thought she was casting a spell on him, according to court documents... Deputies said the driver ran over Yang with his car, reversed and ran her over again. The second time, the woman's body got stuck under the truck and she was dragged for several feet, deputies said.
The man accused of running over a gas station attendant after refusing to pay for gas told investigators he was trying to rush away from the woman because he thought she was casting a spell on him, according to court documents... Deputies said the driver ran over Yang with his car, reversed and ran her over again. The second time, the woman's body got stuck under the truck and she was dragged for several feet, deputies said.
Helicopter pilot loses flying license after getting a blowjob from a Swedish pornstar while flying his chopper.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/07/state/n123645D24.DTL
Flying and oral sex don't mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration's decision to revoke the license of a pilot who allowed a busty blonde woman to perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego.
Flying and oral sex don't mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration's decision to revoke the license of a pilot who allowed a busty blonde woman to perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego.
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Woman shoots son in the head at shooting range, shoots self, because God told her to do it because she's the Antichrist.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-marie-moore-shooting-video-040709,0,199030.story
With video.
On audio recordings left for her family, police and gun range owners, Moore apologized for what she had done, but said God commanded her to do it. She said God made her the 'Antichrist,' and that she must die to save her boyfriend, son and the world from violence, and her mother, father and brother from hell. "You have a gun, you can do it," she said God told her while she was in a mental hospital. "I have to die and go to hell so there can be a thousand years peace on Earth."
With video.
On audio recordings left for her family, police and gun range owners, Moore apologized for what she had done, but said God commanded her to do it. She said God made her the 'Antichrist,' and that she must die to save her boyfriend, son and the world from violence, and her mother, father and brother from hell. "You have a gun, you can do it," she said God told her while she was in a mental hospital. "I have to die and go to hell so there can be a thousand years peace on Earth."
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florida,
god told me to do it,
murder-suicide,
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Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5992949.ece
ince airports and airline travel are such wonderful, pleasant, relaxing experiences with no reason to get stressed out whatsoever, Homeland Security wants robotic machines that can sniff out fear and adrenaline in terrorists.
ince airports and airline travel are such wonderful, pleasant, relaxing experiences with no reason to get stressed out whatsoever, Homeland Security wants robotic machines that can sniff out fear and adrenaline in terrorists.
Actual headline: Dog poo biofuel to power Berlin buses.
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environment,
feces,
germany
Lenin statue's ass bombed and blown open.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7976883.stm

One of Russia's most famous statues of Vladimir Lenin has been bombed, leaving the Bolshevik revolutionary with a gaping hole in his rear.

One of Russia's most famous statues of Vladimir Lenin has been bombed, leaving the Bolshevik revolutionary with a gaping hole in his rear.
Cows all over Germany sweating blood, dropping dead.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,615962,00.html
"Affected animals bleed from various parts of the body, sometimes from skin that is seemingly intact," says Klee. He has observed bleeding in the mucous membranes, blood accumulating under the white part of the eye, and blood oozing from the tiniest of cuts. The animals develop a fever and soon die. The experts have discovered massive bleeding of the subcutaneous tissue and intestines. The bone marrow is also severely damaged, and veterinarians describe its consistency as "gel-like."
Mugger holds up retired police chief at police convention, branded Pennsylvania's dumbest criminal.
13 year old dad not really father, according to DNA tests.
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teenagers,
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Cops in Germany hunt non-existant serial kilelr for two years.
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/03/26/phantom-killer-a-myth/police-track-DNA-of-cotton-bud-maker-for-two-years.html
Police in Germany hunted a sinister phantom killer for two years after finding the same DNA at 39 different crime scenes - only to discover that the source was a woman who made the cotton buds used to collect the sample.
Police in Germany hunted a sinister phantom killer for two years after finding the same DNA at 39 different crime scenes - only to discover that the source was a woman who made the cotton buds used to collect the sample.
Pilot surivives plane crash, but is killed during the rescue when the cord lifting him into the helicopter snapped.
March 27, 1977: The Tereife Disaster, the worst air disaster ever.
http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2009/03/dayintech_0327
Two 747s crashed into each other head-on on the runway at take-off speed in heavy fog.
Two 747s crashed into each other head-on on the runway at take-off speed in heavy fog.
Pastor runs for president of Baptist churches he was previously busted stealing from.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29900886/
The ousted former president of a national organization of black Baptist churches is running for the position again, a decade after he was sent to prison for stealing millions of dollars from the group. The Rev. Henry J. Lyons was forced out as leader of the National Baptist Convention USA in 1999 after an investigation revealed he abused his power in the convention to steal about $4 million. He used the money to buy luxury homes and jewelry, and to support his mistresses.
The ousted former president of a national organization of black Baptist churches is running for the position again, a decade after he was sent to prison for stealing millions of dollars from the group. The Rev. Henry J. Lyons was forced out as leader of the National Baptist Convention USA in 1999 after an investigation revealed he abused his power in the convention to steal about $4 million. He used the money to buy luxury homes and jewelry, and to support his mistresses.
Researchers uncover massive international spying operation through the internet.
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/28/190251&from=rss
"Researchers in Toronto have discovered a huge international electronic spying operation that they are calling 'GhostNet.' So far it has infiltrated government and corporate offices in 103 countries, including the office of the Dalai Lama (who originally went to the researchers for help analyzing a suspected infiltration). The operation appears to be based in China, and the information gained has been used to interfere with the actions of the Dalai Lama and to thwart individuals seeking to help Tibetan exiles. The researchers found no evidence of infiltration of US government computers, although machines at the Indian embassy were compromised. Here is the researchers' summary; a full report, 'Tracking "GhostNet": Investigating a Cyber Espionage Network' will be issued this weekend."
A separate academic group in the UK that helped with the research is issuing its own report, expected to be available on March 29. Here is the abstract. They seem to be putting more stress on the "social malware" nature of the attack and ways to mitigate such techniques.
"Researchers in Toronto have discovered a huge international electronic spying operation that they are calling 'GhostNet.' So far it has infiltrated government and corporate offices in 103 countries, including the office of the Dalai Lama (who originally went to the researchers for help analyzing a suspected infiltration). The operation appears to be based in China, and the information gained has been used to interfere with the actions of the Dalai Lama and to thwart individuals seeking to help Tibetan exiles. The researchers found no evidence of infiltration of US government computers, although machines at the Indian embassy were compromised. Here is the researchers' summary; a full report, 'Tracking "GhostNet": Investigating a Cyber Espionage Network' will be issued this weekend."
A separate academic group in the UK that helped with the research is issuing its own report, expected to be available on March 29. Here is the abstract. They seem to be putting more stress on the "social malware" nature of the attack and ways to mitigate such techniques.
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computertan.com, a spoof website claiming to give users a tan through their computer screens has attracted more than a million hits.
Italian version of Josef Fritzl imprisoned and raped his daughter for 25 years, groomed his son to join him in it.
Prisoners baby-sit toddler found on Maryland motorway.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5063725/Prisoners-baby-sit-toddler-found-on-Maryland-motorway.html
A prison work crew looked after a toddler who was spotted on Friday running along the centre of a rural motorway in Maryland as trucks loaded with gravel rumbled by, police and correctional officials said.
A prison work crew looked after a toddler who was spotted on Friday running along the centre of a rural motorway in Maryland as trucks loaded with gravel rumbled by, police and correctional officials said.
Cops identify 300 schoolkids as potential terrorists.
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war on terror
Politicians seemingly outraged at financial institutions taking bailouts are still recieving kickbacks from said financial institutions.
"Shawnigan Lake RCMP say they aren't certain whether the thief stole the 20-litre liquid tank for the nitrogen, or for the bull semen inside."
Church employee claims the devil made her steal $73,000 from church.
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employee of the month,
god told me to do it,
religion,
virginia
Professional Indian cyclist and natioanl champion athlete to sell her house to pay for her bicycle loans.
The tapwater in some homes in Colorado is so polluted, residents can light it on fire as it pours out of the tap.
Hand grenade causes bomb scare and pub evacuation, turns out to be The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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monty python,
tv,
united kingdom
Wife avenges marital infidelity by biting off husband's junk.
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marital infidelity,
penis,
russia
Man dies catching suicidal girlfriend in his arms to break her fall after she jumped from the 7th floor.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25243150-948,00.html
The young Chinese man, identified only by the surname Wang, held out his arms to break the woman's fall as she plummeted from their apartment in Quanzhou in south-eastern China... Mr Wang was killed by the impact of his girlfriend landing on top of him, while the woman suffered bone fractures and other serious injuries but was not in critical condition, the newspaper said.
The young Chinese man, identified only by the surname Wang, held out his arms to break the woman's fall as she plummeted from their apartment in Quanzhou in south-eastern China... Mr Wang was killed by the impact of his girlfriend landing on top of him, while the woman suffered bone fractures and other serious injuries but was not in critical condition, the newspaper said.
Mom forces her 16-year-old daughter to have an abortion and then throwing the baby out with the trash.
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Bus driver suspended for clubbing fake baby seal.
http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/1111789.html

The head of an anti-sealing group is upset that Halifax Regional Police aren’t pressing charges against a Metro Transit driver who stopped his bus, ran toward the protesters and pretended to attack a mock seal with an extendable baton.

The head of an anti-sealing group is upset that Halifax Regional Police aren’t pressing charges against a Metro Transit driver who stopped his bus, ran toward the protesters and pretended to attack a mock seal with an extendable baton.
About Japan's 'suicide forest.'
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/19/suicide.forrest.japan/index.html

Aokigahara Forest is known for two things in Japan: breathtaking views of Mount Fuji and suicides. Also called the Sea of Trees, this destination for the desperate is a place where the suicidal disappear, often never to be found in the dense forest... Japan's suicide rate, already one of the world's highest, has increased with the recent economic downturn. There were 2,645 suicides recorded in January 2009, a 15 percent increase from the 2,305 for January 2008, according to the Japanese government... Yoshida and his fellow volunteer, Norio Sawaguchi, posted signs in Aokigahara Forest urging suicidal visitors to call their organization, a credit counseling service. Both men say Japanese society too often turns a cold shoulder to the unemployed and bankrupt, and breeds a culture where suicide is still seen as an honorable option.

Aokigahara Forest is known for two things in Japan: breathtaking views of Mount Fuji and suicides. Also called the Sea of Trees, this destination for the desperate is a place where the suicidal disappear, often never to be found in the dense forest... Japan's suicide rate, already one of the world's highest, has increased with the recent economic downturn. There were 2,645 suicides recorded in January 2009, a 15 percent increase from the 2,305 for January 2008, according to the Japanese government... Yoshida and his fellow volunteer, Norio Sawaguchi, posted signs in Aokigahara Forest urging suicidal visitors to call their organization, a credit counseling service. Both men say Japanese society too often turns a cold shoulder to the unemployed and bankrupt, and breeds a culture where suicide is still seen as an honorable option.
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financial apocalypse,
japan,
suicide
Spanish Police seize 42-piece dinner set made entirely out of compressed cocaine.
Barclays avoids over £1 billion in taxes, still wants a bailout.
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financial apocalypse,
united kingdom
AIG inspires "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" tour
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE52M4RC20090323?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
A small political party angry at bonuses paid to staff of bailed out insurance giant American International Group is organizing a bus tour to the Connecticut homes of several AIG executives.
A small political party angry at bonuses paid to staff of bailed out insurance giant American International Group is organizing a bus tour to the Connecticut homes of several AIG executives.
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financial apocalypse,
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Pilot who paused to pray instead of taking emergency measures before crash-landing his plane, killing 16 people, has been sentenced to 10 years.
ou've heard of amnesia, now check out the exact opposite of it: California man can remember every waking moment since he was five.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5042704/The-memory-man-who-can-remember-everything.html
He was diagnosed with a condition called hyperthymestia, meaning overdeveloped memory, sometimes dubbed as Super Autobiographical Memory, which has been discovered in just four people around the globe... Mr Petrella recalls the day and date he first met a good friend, and all the conversations he's had on most days throughout the last 53 years. He added: "I remember everyone's telephone number. I lost my cell phone on September 24, 2006. A lot of people would panic if they lost their phone because they have all these numbers stored in there. But didn't have any numbers in my cell phone because I have them stored in my head." He can recall who won the main Oscar prizes every year since he began watching the ceremony in 1971. Mr Petrella can tell you the day and date O.J was acquitted and what the score was in the Steelers Vs Dallas football game on August 31 1997. Doctors tested him with 60 questions that only those with super memory have a chance of answering. Among the questions were: "What was the date and the location of the Palestinian guerillas' killing of Israeli athletes?" to which Mr Petrella replied correctly: "Munich, September 5, 1972."
Fun fact: according to scientists, we forget because if we were to remember every single detail all the time, most normal people would quickly go insane from the information overload.
He was diagnosed with a condition called hyperthymestia, meaning overdeveloped memory, sometimes dubbed as Super Autobiographical Memory, which has been discovered in just four people around the globe... Mr Petrella recalls the day and date he first met a good friend, and all the conversations he's had on most days throughout the last 53 years. He added: "I remember everyone's telephone number. I lost my cell phone on September 24, 2006. A lot of people would panic if they lost their phone because they have all these numbers stored in there. But didn't have any numbers in my cell phone because I have them stored in my head." He can recall who won the main Oscar prizes every year since he began watching the ceremony in 1971. Mr Petrella can tell you the day and date O.J was acquitted and what the score was in the Steelers Vs Dallas football game on August 31 1997. Doctors tested him with 60 questions that only those with super memory have a chance of answering. Among the questions were: "What was the date and the location of the Palestinian guerillas' killing of Israeli athletes?" to which Mr Petrella replied correctly: "Munich, September 5, 1972."
Fun fact: according to scientists, we forget because if we were to remember every single detail all the time, most normal people would quickly go insane from the information overload.
China uses morning after pill to control invasive gerbil population.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5049689/China-uses-abortion-pill-to-cut-gerbil-population.html
Chinese officials have resorted to scattering abortion pills near gerbil burrows in an attempt to halt a rodent plague threatening the desert region's fragile ecosystem.
Chinese officials have resorted to scattering abortion pills near gerbil burrows in an attempt to halt a rodent plague threatening the desert region's fragile ecosystem.
Man to become first in world to give birth to twins.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5027071/Man-to-become-first-in-world-to-give-birth-to-twins.html

Ruben Noe Coronado, 25, from Spain, postponed the process of becoming a man so that he could keep his female reproductive organs and give birth. 'He' fell pregnant after undergoing fertility treatment when doctors told his girlfriend, the mother of two children from a previous relationship, she couldn't have any more children. Mr Coronado, born a woman called Estefania or Stephanie and still considered female under Spanish law, is due to give birth at the end of September. He is the first Spanish transsexual to fall pregnant and it is thought he will become the world's first transsexual father of twins if everything goes to plan. He claimed he had gone public "so people start to see a transsexual pregnancy as normal. Last June Thomas Beatie, a bearded American, made headlines round the world after giving birth to a daughter, Susan Juliette. The 35-year-old, born as female Tracy Lagondino, is expecting a second child with his wife Nancy this summer.

Ruben Noe Coronado, 25, from Spain, postponed the process of becoming a man so that he could keep his female reproductive organs and give birth. 'He' fell pregnant after undergoing fertility treatment when doctors told his girlfriend, the mother of two children from a previous relationship, she couldn't have any more children. Mr Coronado, born a woman called Estefania or Stephanie and still considered female under Spanish law, is due to give birth at the end of September. He is the first Spanish transsexual to fall pregnant and it is thought he will become the world's first transsexual father of twins if everything goes to plan. He claimed he had gone public "so people start to see a transsexual pregnancy as normal. Last June Thomas Beatie, a bearded American, made headlines round the world after giving birth to a daughter, Susan Juliette. The 35-year-old, born as female Tracy Lagondino, is expecting a second child with his wife Nancy this summer.
Man pregnant for second time.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2342037.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

MALE mum Thomas Beatie shows off his new bump — after becoming pregnant for a second time. The transsexual, 34, posing with first baby Susan Juliette, is expecting another tot in June. The American, born Tracy Lagondino, became the world’s first pregnant man when he conceived Susan through a sperm donor. He said of his latest pregnancy: “I feel good. Everything is right on track.” Thomas, from Bend, Oregon, US, changed sex in his 20s and married wife Nancy, 45. He had a breast removal op and legally became a man — but kept his ovaries. Susan was born last July.

MALE mum Thomas Beatie shows off his new bump — after becoming pregnant for a second time. The transsexual, 34, posing with first baby Susan Juliette, is expecting another tot in June. The American, born Tracy Lagondino, became the world’s first pregnant man when he conceived Susan through a sperm donor. He said of his latest pregnancy: “I feel good. Everything is right on track.” Thomas, from Bend, Oregon, US, changed sex in his 20s and married wife Nancy, 45. He had a breast removal op and legally became a man — but kept his ovaries. Susan was born last July.
Parents warned that their daugher being dead is no excuse for her sloppy attendance, and that they'll ban her from the prom if it doesn't improve.
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teenagers,
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Inspired by Google Earth, teenager paints giant 60 foot penis on roof of family home, gets caught a year later.
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penis,
teenagers,
united kingdom
Malaysian woman jailed for worshipping a giant teapot.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1580705/Woman-jailed-for-worshipping-tea-pot.html

No word on whether the teapot was Russel's.

No word on whether the teapot was Russel's.
Highway robberies committed by hungry elephant.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/24/indian-bandit-elephant-armed-dangerous/

The wild pachyderm waylays motorists by refusing to let their vehicles pass unless they give him food. Witnesses claim that the elephant forces motorists to roll down their windows and leave their vehicles after which it inserts its trunk (the new jimmy) into the car and scours it for food.

The wild pachyderm waylays motorists by refusing to let their vehicles pass unless they give him food. Witnesses claim that the elephant forces motorists to roll down their windows and leave their vehicles after which it inserts its trunk (the new jimmy) into the car and scours it for food.
The top ten most bizarre but real sex related laws in America.
http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/
In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom.
And more.
In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom.
And more.
Infant with two heads, multiple limbs gets worshipped as god, dies.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Infant-with-2-heads-many-limbs-dies/rssarticleshow/4296725.cms
An infant with two heads and two extra pairs of limbs was born in Salem town of Tamil Nadu on Saturday and many people began to worship it as a god. However, it died within a few hours. "A number of people attempted to worship the child as only divine incarnations are known to have been born with multiple limbs and heads," the infant's father K Ezhumalai said.
An infant with two heads and two extra pairs of limbs was born in Salem town of Tamil Nadu on Saturday and many people began to worship it as a god. However, it died within a few hours. "A number of people attempted to worship the child as only divine incarnations are known to have been born with multiple limbs and heads," the infant's father K Ezhumalai said.
Ted Haggard and wife to appear on Divorce Court TV show.
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divorce,
religion,
ted haggard,
tv
Italian pornstar strips at Milan stock exchange to protest financial apocalypse.
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italy,
porn,
pornstar,
protest,
public nudity
British tabloid publishes touching tribute to cancer victim Jade Goody... except she's not dead yet. Shitstorm ensues.
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celebrity,
death,
jade goody,
united kingdom
Family complains that they're too fat to work, need more government benefits to keep watching TV.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-family-claim-simply-fat-work.html

They have a combined weight of 83 stone and claim £22,000 in taxpayer-funded benefits on the basis they are ‘too fat to work’. Yet, incredibly, X Factor flop Emma Chawner's family from Blackburn are demanding more money - because they still can’t afford their calorie-laden lifestyle. Asked why they don’t simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family who are so obese their neighbours call them ‘the telly tubbies’ insist: ‘We don’t have the time.’ Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’ Yet of their £22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a £30,000 salary - Mr Chawner said: ‘What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.’ ‘We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner,’ Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine. ‘We all love nibbling on biscuits. I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny. All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight.’ Emma, who would like to lose 6st, added: ‘We don’t have time to diet.’

They have a combined weight of 83 stone and claim £22,000 in taxpayer-funded benefits on the basis they are ‘too fat to work’. Yet, incredibly, X Factor flop Emma Chawner's family from Blackburn are demanding more money - because they still can’t afford their calorie-laden lifestyle. Asked why they don’t simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family who are so obese their neighbours call them ‘the telly tubbies’ insist: ‘We don’t have the time.’ Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’ Yet of their £22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a £30,000 salary - Mr Chawner said: ‘What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.’ ‘We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner,’ Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine. ‘We all love nibbling on biscuits. I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny. All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight.’ Emma, who would like to lose 6st, added: ‘We don’t have time to diet.’
Berlin brothel offers flat rate, all-you-can-eat deals to patrons to beat the credit crunch.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,613617,00.html
The city's "Pussy Club" has made headlines in the local press by giving clients unlimited access to all its ladies for €70, which includes an all-you-can-eat-and-drink offer, in a bid to weather Germany's worst economic slump since World War II. To clinch the deal, it is even offering men the opportunity to bring their wives along.
The city's "Pussy Club" has made headlines in the local press by giving clients unlimited access to all its ladies for €70, which includes an all-you-can-eat-and-drink offer, in a bid to weather Germany's worst economic slump since World War II. To clinch the deal, it is even offering men the opportunity to bring their wives along.
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germany,
prostitution,
sex
Python noms on pet terrier.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1162350/Are-Bindi-The-10ft-snake-swallowed-14lb-pet-terrier--WHOLE.html

The 10-foot long olive python with the enormously bulging tummy weighed 35lb. Usually it would weigh about 21lb, meaning that whatever it had swallowed weighed 14lb - roughly the size of poor little Bindi. There is one more piece of compelling evidence. Since the snake showed up in Ms Buntine's back yard Bindi hasn't been seen.

The 10-foot long olive python with the enormously bulging tummy weighed 35lb. Usually it would weigh about 21lb, meaning that whatever it had swallowed weighed 14lb - roughly the size of poor little Bindi. There is one more piece of compelling evidence. Since the snake showed up in Ms Buntine's back yard Bindi hasn't been seen.
Man stabs friend six times in Burger King, customers continue eating like it's no biggie.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2323829.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
Customers at a Burger King have been slammed as 'inhumane' after watching a crazed knifeman stab a fellow diner six times – then carrying on eating their burgers and chips. The victim, 33, was knifed in a frenzied attack then left for dead as he sat at a table eating a Whopper meal. But as horrified staff rushed to help the bleeding man, others in the packed burger bar appeared oblivious.
Customers at a Burger King have been slammed as 'inhumane' after watching a crazed knifeman stab a fellow diner six times – then carrying on eating their burgers and chips. The victim, 33, was knifed in a frenzied attack then left for dead as he sat at a table eating a Whopper meal. But as horrified staff rushed to help the bleeding man, others in the packed burger bar appeared oblivious.
Pope: Condom use makes AIDS worse.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKTRE52E24U20090317?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews
"You can't resolve it [AIDS] with the distribution of condoms," the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde, Cameroon, where he will begin a seven-day pilgrimage on the continent. "On the contrary, it increases the problem."
"You can't resolve it [AIDS] with the distribution of condoms," the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde, Cameroon, where he will begin a seven-day pilgrimage on the continent. "On the contrary, it increases the problem."
Man gives girlfriend driving lesson on airport runway, nearly causing a plane crash.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE52G2ZW20090317?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
A Philippine plane with 80 passengers aboard was seconds away from a crash when a man teaching his girlfriend to drive sped across the runway as the aircraft landed, newspapers reported Tuesday... The man is the son of a local aviation official, who has been ordered suspended from duty.
A Philippine plane with 80 passengers aboard was seconds away from a crash when a man teaching his girlfriend to drive sped across the runway as the aircraft landed, newspapers reported Tuesday... The man is the son of a local aviation official, who has been ordered suspended from duty.
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bad driving,
nepotism,
philippines
Soccer fan shoots and kills player of the opposing team as he tried to score an equalizing goal in the final minutes of a match.
Soccer fan shoots and kills player of the opposing team as he tried to score an equalizing goal in the final minutes of a match.
A Mexican druglord has made it on Forbes' billionaire list. Mexico takes it personally, gets pissed off about it.
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/03/13/mexico.forbes.list/index.html

Guzman Loera, whose nickname means Shorty, escaped from a Mexican prison in 2001. He heads the powerful Sinaloa cartel, investigators say. Authorities on both sides of the U.S.-Mexico border blame the Sinaloa and other cartels for a surge in violence in the region. He ranked 701st on Forbes' yearly report, with an estimated fortune of $1 billion. Mexican Attorney General Eduardo Medina Mora expressed outrage at the publication and described Forbes' calculations on Guzman Loera's fortune as mere "speculation."

Guzman Loera, whose nickname means Shorty, escaped from a Mexican prison in 2001. He heads the powerful Sinaloa cartel, investigators say. Authorities on both sides of the U.S.-Mexico border blame the Sinaloa and other cartels for a surge in violence in the region. He ranked 701st on Forbes' yearly report, with an estimated fortune of $1 billion. Mexican Attorney General Eduardo Medina Mora expressed outrage at the publication and described Forbes' calculations on Guzman Loera's fortune as mere "speculation."
Couple find dream beach house for sale for $1, spend $100,000 to move it from New Jersey to New York.
A Shetland pony with startlingly short legs has cost the taxpayer thousands of pounds, because passers-by think she is sinking in mud and keep ringing
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Man bites dog, gets banned from owning animals for life.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4983659/Man-bites-dog-man-banned-from-owning-animals-for-life.html
A man has been banned from owning animals for life after he battered his dog and bit it on the nose.
A man has been banned from owning animals for life after he battered his dog and bit it on the nose.
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About a duck that thinks it's a dog.
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Actual headline: Malaysian Mistakes Woman For A Monkey, Shoots Her.
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Doctors save skewered Indian child.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7941440.stm

A six-year-old Indian boy is recovering after doctors removed a two metre (6ft) iron rod that speared his body when he fell from a terrace... The doctors said he had lost a lot of blood and suffered liver and stomach injuries but "nothing major".

A six-year-old Indian boy is recovering after doctors removed a two metre (6ft) iron rod that speared his body when he fell from a terrace... The doctors said he had lost a lot of blood and suffered liver and stomach injuries but "nothing major".
Sexual experimentation with power tools somehow goes horribly wrong.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported... The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported... The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
About the rise of fascism and far-right extremism in Austria.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1160972/The-far-right-march-rise-fascism-Austria.html


In Austria's recent general election, nearly 30 per cent of voters backed extremist right-wing parties... Ominous-looking men with scars across their faces whisper to each other and shake hands. These are members of Austria’s Burschenschaften, an arcane, secretive organisation best known for its fascination with fencing, an initiation ceremony that includes a duel in which the opponents cut each other’s faces, and for its strong links to the far right. Incredibly, standing shoulder to shoulder with these hard-line Nazi sympathisers are well known Austrian politicians...


In Austria's recent general election, nearly 30 per cent of voters backed extremist right-wing parties... Ominous-looking men with scars across their faces whisper to each other and shake hands. These are members of Austria’s Burschenschaften, an arcane, secretive organisation best known for its fascination with fencing, an initiation ceremony that includes a duel in which the opponents cut each other’s faces, and for its strong links to the far right. Incredibly, standing shoulder to shoulder with these hard-line Nazi sympathisers are well known Austrian politicians...
Marijuana farmer baffled at arrest after cops find his pot plants growing on his front porch.
http://www.wwl.com/Police-put-purported-pothead-in-pokey--pinched-pla/4021137

Police say an anonymous tip to narcotics agents led them to a home on Highway 1054 in Kentwood. The tipster had advised that someone was growing marijuana at the address. Narcotic Agents say they didn't have to search very hard, finding nine potted marijuana plants on the home's front steps.

Police say an anonymous tip to narcotics agents led them to a home on Highway 1054 in Kentwood. The tipster had advised that someone was growing marijuana at the address. Narcotic Agents say they didn't have to search very hard, finding nine potted marijuana plants on the home's front steps.
Michael Jackson to have his body plastinated upon his death, or be made slightly more plastic than it already is.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/72928/Jackson-to-have-body-stuffed-by-Doctor-Death-/
Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July. The exhibition showcases Von Hagens’ groundbreaking corpse preservation technique which earned him the nickname Dr Death. Thousands of people have donated their bodies to be preserved permanently through the process in which fluids are replaced by liquid plastic.
Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July. The exhibition showcases Von Hagens’ groundbreaking corpse preservation technique which earned him the nickname Dr Death. Thousands of people have donated their bodies to be preserved permanently through the process in which fluids are replaced by liquid plastic.
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